Jan 15, 2012

Worst/Most Disappointingly Dressed: 69th Annual Golden Globes

1. Piper Perabo: I have no idea who made this dress, but it looks like American Apparel's attempt at a hipster ball gown.

2. Sarah Michelle Geller: Monique Lhuillier
I don't think I need to explain why I hate this...it looks like Picasso's blue period threw up all over her.
3. Debra Messing: Monique Lhuillier
I will give her props for dressing her age, but you can be age appropriate and still look stylish. 
4. Diana Agron: Giles
I think Diana is beautiful and she has a very cute figure, but her body and this dress are not friends. This is a dress for a very tall and very slender woman, end of discussion.
5. Lea Michelle: Marchesa
you're not Halle Berry 
6. Reese Witherspoon: Zac Posen 
This dress does not look finished, or maybe it's inside out? That would explain why the fabric looks like lining and the fit is so poor (especially around the boobs). Ya, she's wearing her dress inside out. *update: I saw this onscreen and it was slightly better, but still you know better Reese, I'm very disappointed in you.
7. Angelina Jolie: Atelier Versace
Why does she always wear things that make her look so matronly? When she was crazy at least she looked her age and wasn't so damn boring. On a positive note I am glad she isn't wearing her hair like she always does, she is can pull off the slicked back hair because she is so stunning. The dress makes her body look so strange, it looks like she has a super broad ribcage or something.
8. Kate Beckinsale: Roberto Cavalli (Disappointing)
This dress need to stop, I see it every year and I hate it every year. It's a glorified Jessica Mcclintock dress and I hate it. I mean she is beautiful and she looks very pretty, but I'm so sick of this kind of dress, I almost find it lazy.

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